Limited-Time Flash Sale · Every Purchase Raises the Price by $1
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Limited-Time Event · 24 Hours Only

One tweak could make your offer a money-making machine.

Send me your Skool, sales page, pricing, or offer. I’ll show you where the customer journey may be leaking—and the three changes I would make first.

Every purchase raises the price by $1 — claiming your spot now locks in the lowest price.

Private video walkthrough 3 fixes, in priority order Delivered within 72 hours

The Offer Deep Dive Audit

Find the small disconnect that's costing you sales right now.

  • A private video walkthrough: I click through your offer or Skool in real time and tell you exactly what I notice—honestly and clearly.
  • The three leaks costing you the most: I look at the page, pricing, offer structure, and member experience—the details customers notice but rarely tell you about.
  • A written priority list: Your top three fixes, in order, so you know what to change first instead of trying to fix everything at once.

Live Flash-Sale Price

The price rises by $1 with every purchase. The button at the bottom always shows the live price — the sooner you claim, the less you pay.

Claim My Spot

Is This You?

Your Skool is Open, But… It’s Quiet.

You keep posting, but the response is crickets—and you can't tell whether the problem is your content, offer, or community setup.

You send more traffic, try another launch, or buy another course, but the revenue still spikes and flatlines.

You know something is leaking, but you're too close to the business to see what a potential buyer or member sees.

Nine times out of ten, the leak isn't the ad or the post. It's what happens after someone clicks: the page, the price, the promise, or the path to the next step.

How It Works

The “Hidden Gold” Audit Process

  1. 1

    Claim Your Spot

    Send me what you're selling right now—your page, prices, offer, and community link if you have one—plus your biggest challenge.

  2. 2

    I Follow the Customer Journey

    I click through the experience like a real prospect or member and record a private video showing where attention, trust, or sales may be leaking.

  3. 3

    Fix the Right Things First

    Within 72 hours, you'll receive your video and a written list of the three changes I would make first. It may arrive sooner if the twins cooperate.

Abbey, the sweatpants ceo

Meet the Sweatpants CEO

I’m Abbey, the ‘sweatpants ceo’.

Teacher turned mom of twins, turned digital product strategist. I built a thriving digital product business around real life—not the other way around. This audit is your shortcut to my brain: practical feedback on the details your customers experience every day but may never tell you about.

  • Built a profitable digital product business
  • Teacher + mom of twins — systems over hustle
  • Revenue without being chained to a desk

Why I Built This

When someone tells me, “my ads aren’t working,” or “I’m tired of not making sales,” the problem usually isn’t a need for more random advice. It’s a leak in the journey after someone clicks. This finds that leak before you spend another dollar on ads, affiliates, or courses trying to outrun it.

No call.
No Zoom.
No schedule juggling.

Common Questions

What if my community is brand new?

Perfect timing. I'll help you set up the structure correctly from Day 1 so you don't have to fix it later.

When will I receive my audit?

Your private video and written priority list will arrive within 72 hours of submitting your details—possibly sooner.

Is my audit private?

Yes. Your video is a private, unlisted link made only for you. Nothing is shared publicly.

Do I need to schedule a call?

No. There is no call, no Zoom, and no fighting time zones. Send your links when it works for you, and I'll send the audit back privately.

Why does the price go up with every purchase?

It's a simple fair-price rule: the first spots are the cheapest, and each purchase raises the price by $1 for the next person. No countdown tricks and no hidden fees — the live price is always on the button. If you wait, you'll simply pay more than today.

Last Call

One tweak could change what happens after they click.

First come, first served. The price rises by $1 with every purchase — what the button shows today is the lowest it will ever be. A steal now, a fair price later.

Private video · Three prioritized fixes · Delivered within 72 hours